· Like a Poorly Constructed Pyramid Built to Preserve a Cow [Yelp]
· Straddled the Line Between Boring, Creepy, and Gross [Yelp]
· Too Much of a Clusterfuck [Chow]
· Was Santos Named After a Douchebag? [US]
· Horrible Service, Overpriced and Overhyped [US]
· I Doubt This Place Will Survive Until Christmas [Yelp]
· No Wonder George Clooney Hasn't Been Back [Yelp]
· We Couldn't Wait to Get Out of There [Yelp]
· I Thought If We Ordered Simple They Couldn't Screw it Up [Yelp]
· Had to Return Eggs Because They Had a Disgusting Smell [Yelp]
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